Whore Of The Worlds
I’ve been running a little on empty lately, so rather than keep skipping posts I decided to come up with some more movie ideas for when I have time to write some more screenplays.
The first one is called Whore Of The Worlds. It’s the story of a Scientology cult that gets run off Earth for shooting off their mouths about stuff they don’t know about. But once they get to the planet Ritalin, they realize they’ve got a problem on their hands so they have to have sex for money just to buy food. Then they all get pregnant, and after they have their kids they get real depressed and vitamins won’t do the trick. Then they have to come back to Earth and beg for medication, but everyone just beats the hell out of them because everyone’s still pissed off about what they said before they left.
The next one’s called It Was Just A Joke You Fucktard. It’s about a budding reporter for a comedy show that thinks it would be funny to squirt a famous movie star with a squirt gun. But after he does it, the movie star goes ballistic and starts beating him with a brick and calling him a jerk. He tries to say it was just a joke, but he ends up in a Turkish prison where he gets raped by a guy that called the same movie star a douche bag back in the early 1990’s. Eventually the movie star lets them out of prison and everyone thinks he’s so wonderful for doing that (except for the two guys that were in prison).
Then there’s Dang That Darn Alien Inhabiting My Body. This one’s a comedy about a wacky science fiction writer that convinces millions of people that they are inhabited by aliens. Even famous movie stars believe it, then hilarity ensues when they start talking about it on the news. And while the bungling movie stars are telling everyone about all this wacky stuff, the family of the now-dead science fiction writer have a hard time keeping a straight face every time they go to the bank to cash millions of dollars in checks.
The last one’s called, Is That An Alien In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me? This is actually the sequel to Dang That Darn Alien Inhabiting My Body. Basically, in the future when everyone figures out that the science fiction writer was just kidding, the movie stars become the butt of all kinds of jokes. They end up getting really depressed because everyone finally sees them for the retards that they are. But when they try and get medicine to help them through their slump, everyone thinks they’re kidding about wanting medicine so no doctors will even give them appointments. It sounds like a drama, but it’s actually pretty funny. Especially when the movie stars start jumping off bridges.
The first one is called Whore Of The Worlds. It’s the story of a Scientology cult that gets run off Earth for shooting off their mouths about stuff they don’t know about. But once they get to the planet Ritalin, they realize they’ve got a problem on their hands so they have to have sex for money just to buy food. Then they all get pregnant, and after they have their kids they get real depressed and vitamins won’t do the trick. Then they have to come back to Earth and beg for medication, but everyone just beats the hell out of them because everyone’s still pissed off about what they said before they left.
The next one’s called It Was Just A Joke You Fucktard. It’s about a budding reporter for a comedy show that thinks it would be funny to squirt a famous movie star with a squirt gun. But after he does it, the movie star goes ballistic and starts beating him with a brick and calling him a jerk. He tries to say it was just a joke, but he ends up in a Turkish prison where he gets raped by a guy that called the same movie star a douche bag back in the early 1990’s. Eventually the movie star lets them out of prison and everyone thinks he’s so wonderful for doing that (except for the two guys that were in prison).
Then there’s Dang That Darn Alien Inhabiting My Body. This one’s a comedy about a wacky science fiction writer that convinces millions of people that they are inhabited by aliens. Even famous movie stars believe it, then hilarity ensues when they start talking about it on the news. And while the bungling movie stars are telling everyone about all this wacky stuff, the family of the now-dead science fiction writer have a hard time keeping a straight face every time they go to the bank to cash millions of dollars in checks.
The last one’s called, Is That An Alien In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me? This is actually the sequel to Dang That Darn Alien Inhabiting My Body. Basically, in the future when everyone figures out that the science fiction writer was just kidding, the movie stars become the butt of all kinds of jokes. They end up getting really depressed because everyone finally sees them for the retards that they are. But when they try and get medicine to help them through their slump, everyone thinks they’re kidding about wanting medicine so no doctors will even give them appointments. It sounds like a drama, but it’s actually pretty funny. Especially when the movie stars start jumping off bridges.
posted by Roscoe at 1:37 PM
3 Comments:
Hmmm, I wonder who you could use as the lead actor.
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