More Movie Ideas
If you read the post the other day then you know I said I’d post another list of movies I’d like to write someday.
First up is Nick O’ Teen. It’s the story of Nick, a lonely drifter who lives off cigarettes and coffee. But when he crosses paths with a mean sheriff, he ends up in jail where he can’t smoke or drink coffee. After a while he gets used to the place and even finds a handsome boyfriend who gives him backrubs in exchange for oral sex. Then an evil banker tries to repossess the county jail and Nick decides to use the activity yard to grow tobacco and coffee beans to make money to save his new home.
Then there’s Hundred Dollar Cry Baby. It’s the story of an up and coming prostitute who boxes on the side so no one knows she’s a hooker. Finally she gets so good at boxing that she thinks she might stop sucking dicks for money and get her brains beat out instead. Then an evil banker tries to repossess her gym. Everyone wants to give up and go back to working at Dennys or being hookers, but then our hero decides to use everyone’s talents to have people fighting over who gets to have sex with her, and they offer up a free breakfast buffet when the ring turns into a wild orgy. While the gimmick works, it exposes her as the whore she is and they kick her out in the street after they make enough money to save the gym. So it’s sort of a tragedy.
One I’m really excited about is Hide And Forget To Seek. It’s about a clever evil spirit that convinces the kids in the neighborhood to play hide and seek. Then when all the kids run and hide, the evil spirit just laughs and doesn’t look for them. It’s sort of funny until one of the kids dies of starvation so all the parents form a committee that recommends that none of the kids play hide and seek anymore. It ends up having a happy ending because they find out the one kid didn’t really die, but the evil spirit actually just stole his soul so he just looked dead. He doesn’t give the soul back, but the parents were still pretty happy that they could still spend some time together before their kid goes to Hell.
The last one sounds like a rip off of Wedding Crashers, but it’s not. It’s called Car Crashers. It’s about this group of whacky guys looking for dates. What they do is steal girls cars and crash them. Then when the girls come to give them a piece of their minds in the hospital, they guys give them puppy dog eyes and the girls just melt. They get tons of dates, but then the sheriff finally sends them to prison. And that leads to the funniest scene in the movie when all these girls have to take the bus to visit them in jail and then they all end up in the same room fighting over who gets to visit the guys first. So they decide to have a wet tee-shirt contest to see who gets to go first.
First up is Nick O’ Teen. It’s the story of Nick, a lonely drifter who lives off cigarettes and coffee. But when he crosses paths with a mean sheriff, he ends up in jail where he can’t smoke or drink coffee. After a while he gets used to the place and even finds a handsome boyfriend who gives him backrubs in exchange for oral sex. Then an evil banker tries to repossess the county jail and Nick decides to use the activity yard to grow tobacco and coffee beans to make money to save his new home.
Then there’s Hundred Dollar Cry Baby. It’s the story of an up and coming prostitute who boxes on the side so no one knows she’s a hooker. Finally she gets so good at boxing that she thinks she might stop sucking dicks for money and get her brains beat out instead. Then an evil banker tries to repossess her gym. Everyone wants to give up and go back to working at Dennys or being hookers, but then our hero decides to use everyone’s talents to have people fighting over who gets to have sex with her, and they offer up a free breakfast buffet when the ring turns into a wild orgy. While the gimmick works, it exposes her as the whore she is and they kick her out in the street after they make enough money to save the gym. So it’s sort of a tragedy.
One I’m really excited about is Hide And Forget To Seek. It’s about a clever evil spirit that convinces the kids in the neighborhood to play hide and seek. Then when all the kids run and hide, the evil spirit just laughs and doesn’t look for them. It’s sort of funny until one of the kids dies of starvation so all the parents form a committee that recommends that none of the kids play hide and seek anymore. It ends up having a happy ending because they find out the one kid didn’t really die, but the evil spirit actually just stole his soul so he just looked dead. He doesn’t give the soul back, but the parents were still pretty happy that they could still spend some time together before their kid goes to Hell.
The last one sounds like a rip off of Wedding Crashers, but it’s not. It’s called Car Crashers. It’s about this group of whacky guys looking for dates. What they do is steal girls cars and crash them. Then when the girls come to give them a piece of their minds in the hospital, they guys give them puppy dog eyes and the girls just melt. They get tons of dates, but then the sheriff finally sends them to prison. And that leads to the funniest scene in the movie when all these girls have to take the bus to visit them in jail and then they all end up in the same room fighting over who gets to visit the guys first. So they decide to have a wet tee-shirt contest to see who gets to go first.
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